Twerve Days of Baseball

MOJONATION:
If you haven't guessed by now, we're back in the NYSizzle, safe and sound...though Biggie did make his Midnight Run back to Beantown- has anyone heard from him?? He left with the stealth and swiftness of a bobcat.

Beltran Couldn't Buy us Love on a Steamy Evening at Shea

M-E-T-S! They did their darndest to keep us from seeing us 6th home team win, and golly gee, when those New Mets put their mind to something, they really go for it! Sans Piazza and Kaz Matsui (Biggie and Devo missed the NY Ritual of mercilessly booing the poor, bewildered import), the New Mets got smoked. It was in fact the first game we didn't stay until the very end for--but hey, it's New York, we've got to rendez-vous with Paris at Lotus. We all know she waits for no man, though we did have night-vision on our camera. So we had that going for us, which is nice.

Mini-Helmets: They're not just for Ice Cream anymore...

I gave it the ol' college try in the Upper Deck at Shea and tried to revive the Zombie-like crowd with my sweet moves. It was a bit like "Gances with Wolves" (though i've never seen the flick), some trepidation at first, mixed with some hostiliy, but ultimately nothing but encouragement and goodwill. I even did an encore on the 7 train, using Devo and a rail as a prop. Who knew Hot Knees didn't like getting shoved out subway cars that much???

You be the Judge

However, that very same Hot Knees was so bushed from trying to withstand our subway shoves, that he tried to pass out when we got home. Nice try, Hot Knees!
I still had to do my best Dr. Phil impersonation at the BBar, counseling a young female locked in a bad relationship: "if he doesn't treat you well, he's making a big mistake. If you don't leave him now, you're making an ever bigger one."
We actually never met the BBar's guest of honor, bloody-nosed Sarah ("she's the one with the tissue in her nose"), but hey, "triangle food" awaited at Apt. #5D (that's Easy Mac to drunk Jemus).

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