Twerve Days of Baseball

Biggie:
I know there were some questions as to my whereabouts after my Friday night drive back to Boston. Let it be known that my midnight ride is now considered in Boston to be so important, that it is second only to that famous "One if by land, Two if by sea..." one, whoever did that. Anyway, I am home, and I'm sure a lot of people have already deleted twerve.blogspot.com from their bookmarks and such, seeing as how we haven't posted anything in a couple of days, and the trip being finished and all, but I wanted to throw my 'two sense' at least one more time, because there are still a ton of funny pictures, and more than a few funny pictures to go with them. Plus gancing.com is not off the ground yet, so we have to give the people a little something to hold them over.


Once back in NYC, we took some time to emulate our favorite characters from Twerve: The Road Trip, at the local batting cages. I think Mojo might have had some trouble figuring out which way the batting helmet went. Thanks to Eaton for taking the picture, and making us look good in the cages... just kidding.


"That puts a lot of pressure on this pair."
There is an overall lack of washing machines on road trips. When I was younger, we had two washing machines, but I guess that was a bygone era...
Needless to say, by the end of our trip, our clean clothes were wearing thin (figuratively and literally) and we were all down to our last pair of shorts. My tally: one pair ripped beyond repair, one unseemly oil stain, one pair (pictured) duct-taped to appear almost normal, and one pair with way too much guacamole and grease to even be considered a viable option.


This picture is dedicated to all of the religers, pardon my french, and their religer propaganda that we encountered. My favorite was the two sequential billboards (they couldn't fit them all onto one) that spelled out the ten commandments in Old English" font. Unfortunately, the only Old English we were concerned with was of the malt variety.


A twerve first. Actual documentation that we were not making up the Kansas City Jayhawks. We received this picture a couple days after our visit, and now unleash it to the general viewing public. Thanks ladies, if that rash doesn't clear up in a few days, seek medical attention.


Yeah that's right, it only goes up to two. Of course on this particular night, Kirk decided to strike out three Phillies, a career high I am sure.


Photographic proof that gargoyles exist. Notice the slit eyes, , claws, wings, and bared teeth. If you try to prevent this particular gargoyle from getting what it wants, it may start exposing its chest to lure you into its trap. In daylight, and without a couple red bull vodkas, the gargoyle takes on a human form (seen here).

This is also a tribute to Chicago, our favorite city of the trip. So nice we visited twice.

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