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Monday, June 06, 2005

Jose's Horny and Big Papi's Mango Salsa....a Teaser

MOJO:

Ladies and Gents (and Gent), we've had quite a day in St. Louie -- this bedtime blog is a just a small rumpleteaser to the BIG POST tomorrow. Are you intrigued??? you should be...
Let's just say Big Papi, Johnny Damon, and plenty of standing ovations factored in quite heavily....Still intrigued???

a few lost K.C. Tidbits:

1) Jose Lima story #1 (he's a starting pitcher on the Royals), as told to us by Mark Teahen:
Teahen: "How's it going, Jose?"
Lima: "Horny."

2) Story #2:
At a Major League Players and Umpires conference on rules & regulations for the season
Ump: "So, any questions?"
Lima: "What are we going to do about A.J. Pierzynski?? I hate that fucking guy!!"

3) Jose Lima enters the game to a song that he sings himself....about himself. With lyrics (according to Teahen) that have "a bunch of Spanish gibberish followed by the occasional, Lima! Lima!". If people can download Lima's work as a recording artist, please do so.

LateNight Listserves:

More Fun Quotes:
1. "Act as If..."
2. "You should call that a G.O.B., guy!"
3. "Where are my Tampons!!" (said in high-pitched voice)
4. "Dead Turtle!! Roll down the windows!"

Stay tuned for Plenty o' pics, info, humble opinions, and boastful ruminations on our way to Chicago and Wrigley Field tomorrow (tuesday). we've gotten lots of great comments and feedback recently - keep it kumin'!!!
Posted by: ebogart / 11:30 PM
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