Twerve Days of Baseball

Biggie:

The Phillies won on a game-winning-pinch-hit grand slam. For now, if you see a picture on the site, it is because i chose it. We had a great day in Philly today. The city tried to rival Boston as the Best Walking City in America, tied late, but lost in extra innings. We have decided that although Philly is a great place to visit, the field is definitely one of the most beautiful parks we've seen, and the beers were bar none (literally, 20 oz beers were the largest i've seen at a ballpark and very attainable), the Philly fans leave something to be desired. The organist and announcer failed miserably at getting any of the fans into the game and we tried to get the fans going with our "Kirk Rueter K-Meter" (it rhymes)- which only went to two since Mr. Rueter averages 1.6 K's per nine innings (of course he had three)- but we were hassled only by THE rowdy Phillies fan. In addition we made a young boy cry (if you wonder why, just check out the picture).

We then hit up THE irish pub of Philly, the boys chatted with some nurses, and one girl named Dallas who answers phone and blank blanks carpet in her free time. Devo had a pretty good chance of hooking up a threesome, or at least a twosome, but alas, a onesome was all that was in store and he made the most of it. Dallas did manage to accentuate her cleavage to him about ten times and definitely was looking for the big D, so cybersex dates are definitely in store and who know how many virtual positions they will try. Ed likes to exhibit his flatulence on leather couches, mojo has foot cramps, i am sleeping on a laz-E-boy, and devo sleeps "con cajones azul". thank you for taking the time to read us, and we wish you a pleasant night.