Twerve Days of Baseball

We sincerely thank our readership for their feedback and interest. The more we get, the more we can answer. Thems' the rules. Without further ado...

"hot damn! you guys are fucking unbelievable. Great pictures, I am still in shock. Keep the good words rolling…"
-Churchill Halsted Franklin, Boston, MA

Thanks Chip. Don't worry, you've already made it out of your parents house and you might make it out of the Boston City Limits one of these days. We saw some great apartments for rent in Wrigleyville that had your name on them. Most of them were smaller than the place you have near Fenway, but I'm sure you and Barber wouldn't mind bunking together. Douche Chill!

"You guys are entertaining even if Devo does look like a furry woodland creature is just about every photo."
- Johnny "The Breeze" Swindal, Birmingham, AL

Johnny, hope you're as crazy as ever. Devo shaves diligently every morning, but somehow, by game time, his coat is as thick as ever. Go figure! As a wise Birminghamian once said: "So the Red Sox are 9-4... IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF THE SEASON! Who gives a god damn!?!?"

"i need more gancing... keep up the good work. biggie should pinch hit for big papi."
- Ben "Benny" Devon, Boulder, CO

Lil' Devo, you've got a lot to learn about the world. The internet, blogging, and pot are all things you will experience in due time. As for gancing, sorry we couldn't include more pics, Morgan's moves are just too fast for a still camera--even a digital one. We tried repeatedly. Please check Gancing.com in a few weeks for the full audio/visual experience. Until then, hopefully this pic will help whet your appetite.


"Keeps getting better. I now have a "handivan/gancing" billing code at work to account for all the time I spend everyday reading this blog"
- Kevin Immonje, Brighton, MA

Kev, once you see our video footage, it will blow "Kenyans in Exile" out of the water. Unfortunately, right now, there is no Fullscreen version, so you'll have to watch it in Widescreen. We promise the film of our trip will replace "Catwoman" and "The Big Bounce" at the top of your Netflix queue.

"Dude, this blog is genius.  You guys are great writers, and it makes me jealous I'm not a part of everything. I told a few of my advertising buddies out here in Portland and they're tracking your progress as well"
- Seth "Sloth" Coffrin, Portland, ME
Editor's Note: He lives in Portland, OR. Morgan just keeps forgetting there's actually two of them.

Dear Seth, thanks for taking time from your busy schedule planning LeBron's next commercial and trading for players like Chipper Jones who will be on the DL for the next 4-6 weeks. Well, at least you now have Mike Piazza...wait it's 2005, is Portland in a baseball time warp or have you just been watching too much ESPN Classic??

"Twervers...Hope all your twerving dreams come true! Glad to hear you guys are getting your twerve on, sounds like fun. I'm jealous that you guys played on the FOD...you'll have to send me the directions. Biggie: that quote is even better than the one in the movie, it still gets me fired up!!
P.S. Who's Nut'?"
- Mason R. Smith, Albany, NY

MRS - The Twervers have twerved themselves repeatedly and consistently throughout all twerve days of this trip. As for Field of Dreams directions, take Route 20 from Rockford, IL until you hit Heaven. Can't miss it. Nut' said.

"People will come Ray... people will most definitely come."

"Just wanted to cheer you on and thank you for sharing your experiences with all of us...I especially enjoy the 'notable douche chills' section...God speed, ye merry gentlemen.  And twerve yourselves."
-Benjamin H. Weber, New York, NY

Dear Hek, here is a special douche chill we have been waiting to tell you about. Since Morgan has been sleeping with Annie in the same bed for the last year-plus, he has gotten a bit too used to his nocturnal freedom. For this very reason, we rotated the sharing of beds most every night, since Morgan's bedmate often woke up with an arm, hand or leg somewhere it shouldn't have been. "What? Those aren't two pillows?" Douche Chill!!

Luckily on this night, Morgan had the aerobed to himself.

"So I thought this whole blog thing was silly when y'all told me about it but now I am straight up addicted and find myself unable to sleep in anticipation for Morgan's next witty blog entry. I definately think you should turn this whole trip into a screenplay because I would pay to see this movie"
- Melissa Hooks, Kansas City, Kansas

Yup, these are our readers.